Meet Alberto!

Vital Stats

Eyes: Green
Hair: Dark Brown
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 190
DOB: 6/28/1978
Place of Birth: Naples, Italy

General Background:

I was born into a large family (7 siblings) on the mean back streets of Naples, Italy. Although our family, like most in our neighborhood, did not "live large", we always had a pot of good food on the stove and a very loving (although noisy) home life.  When I was 18, I got accepted into the university program with a major in ancient history. Once I had my degree, I was hired as an entry level tour bus driver taking tourists around the various historic sites around Naples, such as Pompeii, Herculaneum and Vesuvius.  On the weekends, I also help out an uncle on his water taxi, taking tourists over to Capri Island where I guide them on walking tours.  I've gotten some promotions at work over the years and now I don't have to drive the bus any more, which I am very happy about as Naples traffic is always terrifying!

What I Look For In A Woman:

Being in such a cosmopolitan town with a lot of foreign visitors, I LOVE to meet interesting women from different parts of the world. Each nationality of women has its own special characteristics, and I really enjoy going on dates to waterfront cafes with different women I meet and hear about their lives and culture at home.



Hobbies:

It's maybe an odd hobby, but one I have done since a child is tile mosaics.  Being close to Pompei, at an early age I became interested in how the ancient Romans made beautiful wall and mosaics out of glass and ceramics, so eventually built my own kiln and in my spare time, make reproductions of famous Pompeii mosaics which another uncle (yes, I have a lot of uncles) sells for me at his tourist shop at the Pompeii gift shop.

Favorite Experience:

One Saturday morning a few years ago, I got a call from my water taxi uncle saying he had a French lady tourist that needed a boat ride to Capri to meet up with some of her rich friends.  When I got to the harbor, she was waiting for me and what a lovely surprise!  Yvonne was a stunningly beautiful 25 year old french woman, wearing a designer sarong and very large sunglasses, and carrying a very small dog.  She was the epitome of the Capri jet set crowd!  After helping her get into the boat and giving her a glass of our usual complimentary Limoncello (a local popular drink here), we set out for the 20-minute speed boat ride to Capri.  When we got there, her friends were nowhere to be found and, as luck had it for me, she had no cell service to
call them.  So, after waiting for about half an hour, she said she was giving up and wanted a ride back to Naples.  I pointed out that it was a beautiful afternoon, and maybe she would like a little tour as long as we were on the island.  She looked me over and in a very sexy French expression, peeked over the top of her sunglasses and said "I am yours for the day, Alberto. Entertain me!".

After a little ride up to the top of the island on our famous funicular railway where she did a bit of shopping, I offered to take her around the back of the island to see some of our famous grottos. We grabbed a loaf of bread, some cheese and a bottle of wine and set out.

Once at the Blue Grotto, I dropped anchor and we had a bite to eat and drink and then she asked me if the water was safe for swimming.  I told her the currents could be a bit strong, but I would make sure she didn't get into any problems.  So, off came the sunglasses and sarong and there she was, in a minuscule thong bikini that took my breath away.  She said, with a wink, "catch me if you can, Alberto" and dove into the water, swimming towards the grotto (her dog stayed in the boat, thankfully).  I swam after her and shortly thereafter, we found ourselves basking on a small beach in the beautiful blue grotto.  I brushed her hair back from her face and kissed her.  She kissed me back and we spent the rest of the afternoon making sweet love in a magical place, with only the sound of the sea and gulls as our music (oh, and the faint sound of a very small dog barking on a speedboat not too far away).