8:45
am - I can't breathe in here. Dammit! why the hell do you have to wear jeans
every day? Cotton baby, it breathes!
9:15am - I'm horny!
11:12 am - I'm horny again, can we go to the bathroom or something. Please!
12:30 pm - lunch time! Hey did that girl just ask you to pass the sugar?
She wants you man. She wants to have sex with us. Hello? can you hear me?
She must want sex, she talked to us. What is the matter with you. Ugh!
1:20 pm - Hey thanks for drinking all that coffee today jerk! Do you think
I could hold any more piss in here?! Bathroom...Now!
Ooo, yeah that feels great!
4:00 pm - Good it's quitting time, let's go to the movie place, and get
that movie you like, you know the one with all those big luscious breasts.
We can wrestle all night!
5:15pm - Grocery shopping? Hey do they sell Viagra here. I'll take some
of that please. Did you hear that. It's going to be $46.50. That's the signal
for I want sex. Were in. Let's get it. Let's get laid. OOps. I was wrong.
hehe. I guess that wasn't the signal for sex. Does your face hurt? That
really look like it hurt. Oh shit here comes the foot.....*wham*
5:50 pm - What happened? Where am I? AAAAAAgh My head is killing me.
6:40 pm - I'm horny!
6:50 pm - I'm horny!
7:20pm - Oh my god! she brushed against us. I think I am going to puke!
I have to get out of here, let me out.....let me out! Maybe if I push as
hard as I can I can split the seams of his pants. uughhhhhhhhhhh! Dam! Maybe
a little headbut on the zipper will do the trick?
8:00 pm - Hey big guy. You remember that time we were at the beach and we
met that Brazilian girl. You know the one with the thong. Oh, Oh wait a
minute, wait, Yes! I new that would work. Let's go. ooooh a back rub. that's
nice. Oh and a nice big hug..ugh! That's a little tight isn't it. Hey your
getting a little rough. Look, if you are going to insist on being this rough
I am going to end this right now. Fine aaaaaaaaaaaagh. Now are you happy.
It's all over the front of your pants. Next time you get rough, it's going
in your eye.
9:pm - I'm horny.......... |
