Lipodissolve → 4-8 treatments of 20-40 micro injections at $200.00-$300.00 each many patients complain of extreme soreness, bruising and swelling following treatment
Endermology →14 treatments at $100-$150 per treatment

Most doctors still swear by weight loss as the best method of losing cellulite but also report that it's impossible to remove all signs of cellulite on the body. Men can also have cellulite on their bodies, but 90-98% of occurrences are reported in women.


THE BIG TOP TEN

Number 10: An older man is dignified and hot, and an older woman is a hag…
Men like Sean Connery, George Clooney, and Harrison Ford have been the dream of women all over the world.  Men like these are considered sexy, mature, wise, powerful, well-versed, and experienced.  No one lusts after the Golden Girls!

Number 9: We’ll love them anyway…
If the man is not beautiful, women tend to find something else endearing about them.  They are intelligent, funny, successful, and/or really good at taking care of us or more importantly their children.  Women tend to be better at looking beyond the surface.

Number 8: They, unlike us, don’t have to shave their legs, so, even if they had it, it would be covered…
It has crossed my mind on more than one occasion to simply discontinue the whole leg-shaving process.  When there is hair there, it is difficult to see cellulite, veins, and blemishes among other lovely indications of age and gravity.

Number 7: Nature is nice to men when it comes to the backside of the legs/butt area…
It is cruel what nature does to the back of women’s leg and buttocks area!  Not only must we struggle with menstruation, child birth, emotions, and 98.7% of all work to be done on the planet; the law of gravity has to give us the big “F-You!” to our back-sides!

Number 6: Fucking Science!!
Men have a greater percentage of lean muscle to body fat.  The average (text-book) woman has 10-20% body fat while the average male has 10-15%.  Women seem to lose weight at a much slower rate as well due to hormones!

Number 5: Even if they did- they would never notice it…
Most men would function just as well without a single mirror in the house, while women are always “checking themselves out” to make sure everything looks okay.  Words of warning…Don’t look at the reflection of your naked ass under any circumstances.  I did last week, and I wish I hadn’t! (hence the onset of this article)

Number 4: Males have the tendency to be more active throughout their lives…
Little girls play with dolls while boys are outside running around.  Boys, in general, also have more of an interest in playing sports.  While male teens are wrestling and goofing around, the female teens are sitting around chatting, or making themselves presentable for the male teens.  Even in adulthood, men seem to be more active than women (they are playing pick-up basketball while she is tending to the children).

Number 3: Women are famous for emotional eating…
How can it be that food has the ability to make women feel comfortable, connected, and happy?  We run to chocolate and ice-cream when we are upset, and celebrate with a huge meal.  It started somewhere when we were young with the excitement of the ice-cream truck and trick-or-treat goodies.  When does it stop?

Number 2: Men aren’t expected to show as much skin
For males, the style is baggy clothes and super long shorts.  Women are still supposed to be scantily dressed exposing just about everything from the crack of their cleavage to the crack of their ass!


And The Number 1 Reason Men Don't Worry About Cellulite..

Men don’t nurse!!!! (although some may look like they do)…
Women produce estrogen that causes them to store more fat as a constant “preparation” for pregnancy and nursing.  As we store our fat, it collects in areas at will.  Nature screws us again.