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Animal Kindom Quiz.

1) Which of the following primates have the longest penis?
a) Giraffes at 5"
b) Chimp at 3"
c) Pig at 1"
d) Horse at 17"

2) How long is an elephants penis?
a) 6'
b) 9'
c) 3'
d) 7'

3) How long is the penis of a blue whale?
a) 10'
b) 8'
c) 12'
d) 5'

4What animal gives birth through her clitoris?
a) Kangaroo
b) White Whale
c) Spotted Hyena
d) Silver Gorilla

5) How long does it take a mosquito to have intercourse
a) 2 seconds
b) 3 seconds
c) 120 seconds
d) Mosquitos don't have intercourse.

6) What is the only bird that has a penis?
a) Penguin
b) Swan
c) Blackbird
d) Chicken

7) What animals other then humans engage in group sex?
a) Baboons
b) Sharks
c) Porpoises
d) NFL Offensive Linemen

8)What birds have sex up to 10 times daily during mating season?
a) Goshawks
b) Bullfinches
c) Wrens
d) Puffins

9) What snake mates for up to 25 hours straight?
a) King Cobra
b) Diamondback Rattlesnake
c) Burmese Python
d) Dick Cheney

10) Which slug is 6 inches long, but has a penis that measures over 32 inches?
a) The Alpine Banana Slug
b) The South American Spotted Slug
c) The Common Garden Slug
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