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Scandalous Quotes and Writings Quiz. Who said the following?

1) Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
a) Marilyn Monroe
b) Sophia Loren
c) Bette Davis
d) Marlene Dietrich

2) I'm as pure as the driven slush.
a) Norma Shearer
b) Romy Schneider
c) Tallulah Bankhead
d) Josephine Baker

3) One more drink and I'll be under the host.
a) Dorothy Parker
b) Joan Crawford
c) Lana Turner
d) Jane Russell

4)I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
a) Chico Marx
b) Jack Benny
c) Jimmy Durante
d) Bill Clinton

5) Give me chastity, but not yet
a) St. Alexandra
b) St. Fina
c) St. Augustine
d) St. Cecilia

6) Q: Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
a) W. C .Fields
b) Benny Hill
c) Emmett Kelly
d) Charlie Chaplin

7) Which of the following books were banned in the US because of the sexually explicit material?
a) Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita"
b) The Quran
c) Call of the Wild
d) The Old Testament

8)What Pauline Reage novel is about a man who brings his young lover to a high-class brothel, so she can learn new things.
a) The Queen of the Damned
b) Interview with the Vampire
c) The Story of O
d) Lord of the Flies

9) This famous horror novelist also writes erotica under this pen name A.N. Roquelaure.
a) John Norman
b) Pat Califia
c) Anne Rice
d) Rush Limbaugh

10) I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
a) Zsa Zsa Gabor
b) Judy Garland
c) Lana Turner
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