Some women are shy about talking “dirty” in bed. With a bit of practice you get more comfortable. Try to avoid clinical names for body parts, but don’t use language you’re uncomfortable with, either, or it will sound forced. Remember, “dirty” talk doesn’t have to be “dirty!” Just sexy. Experiment to see what sorts of things your man responds to…he might like you to talk at certain times and others, or he may want you to talk a lot more! (Why do you think guys like phone sex so much?) If you’re nervous practice saying some things in your head a few times first. Below are a few ideas to get you started. And remember, don't say them all in one night!

1. I want your ____ inside my _____.
2. You’re so hard.
3. I’m so wet/ready/horny/hot.
4. You’re driving me crazy.
5. If you don’t stop doing that I’ll come.
6. You taste good.

7. You smell nice.
8. Your skin feels so incredible.
9. I love the taste of your ______.
10. Can we do that again? Right now?
11. I’m so high on endorphins right now I can’t remember my name!
12. More, please.
13. Ooh, where’d you learn THAT?
14. I have been thinking about doing this to you all day…
15. Have you thought about charging money for this?
16. You should write a book/teach a class on that…
17. Wow, I need a cigarette, and I don’t even smoke.
18. I think I just lost some brain cells with that one!
19. Do you have any idea how good that was?
20. I’ve never done that before, but for you I’ll make an exception.
21. How did you know I’ve had fantasies about that?
22. They should bottle that and sell it.
23. I can’t get enough of your _____.
24. Hmm, that is definitely getting you breakfast in bed tomorrow.
25. Wow, I feel like I should thank you for that…so thank you!

Okay ladies, now for a few tips on things not to say to your man when you’re about to have sex, having sex, or have just finished having sex…

1. Oh, Keanu/Jude/Denzel!
2. Careful, it took me an hour to do my make-up!
3. Did you know there’s a crack in the ceiling?
4. Do I need a breathmint?
5. That’s what my ex-husband (or ex-boyfriend) used to do…
6. It’s okay, it happens to everyone…
7. Hey, is Lost (or Desperate Housewives, or Law & Order) a repeat tonight?
8. Shall I get you a breathmint?
9. I’m getting a charley-horse in my leg!
10. That doesn’t feel as good as it did last time.
11. I think I left the oven on…
12. Sorry, I’m all out of batteries…
13. Does this position make me look fat?
14. I can’t remember if I took my pill today…
15. Can you hurry up? I have to go to the bathroom.
16. Can you hurry up? I have to check my auction on eBay.
17. We wouldn’t be able to do it this way if I was pregnant!
18. I think I smell something burning…
19. What should I wear to your sister’s wedding?
20. You love me, don’t you?
21. Oh, Daddy!
22. Oh, I never come that way anyway.
23. Only if I can spit it out.
24. Is it okay if Fluffy comes up here with us?
25. You're going t o sleep? Don't you want to talk for a while?